Christmas Pig Song

by Angry Johnny

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Christmas Pig Song©Angry Johnny And The Killbillies
Bonesaw Lullaby BMI

The snow falls just like dandruff From old uncle Willy’s beard
The icicles are hanging down like spears

The presents are still wrapped up Underneath that mangy tree
But there’s no one here this Christmas but me

You ran off with that Burgy boy Three weeks ago today
At least that’s what the folks around here say

Now I’ve been on this bender Trying hard to drown the pain
Stir my Wild Turkey with a stale candy cane

You never were too good for much of anything
I wish I never gave you mamma’s ring

I wonder why I took it guess love is hard to understand
I guess I never was much of a man

The laughing stock of town that’s what I had become
I wonder how I could’ve been so dumb

What joy did it bring you just to torment me that way
You pushed that knife in deeper every day

But everybody hits a point can’t take it anymore
Too far out to make it back to shore

The way you ran around on me was just an awful crime
It was just too much for me to take again this Christmastime

So now you’re in a place where you will do me no more harm
I left you down at Chicoine’s old pig farm

You shook that ass all over town and I took it like a dog
Now it’s shaking in the belly of a hog

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released December 1, 2001

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Angry Johnny And The Killbillies Easthampton, Massachusetts

I get on with my days
In a permanent haze
People think it’s a phase
But my madness is growing…

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