Bang Bang Baby Bang Bang Merry Christmas

by Angry Johnny And The Killbillies

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6 bullets for Christmas is what you’re getting from me 6 bullets for Christmas they’ll find you underneath the tree 6 bullets for Christmas no frankincense or myrrh 6 bullets for Christmas gonna get what you deserve You told me that you love me then you went out cattin’ around You said you’d never leave me then you headed right downtown I waited up all evening it’s almost Christmas day Guarantee when you see what I got you darlin’ you’re gonna be blown away I got you.... 6 bullets for Christmas They’re waiting in the cylinder 6 bullets for Christmas I got your favorite caliber 6 bullets for Christmas To prove my love is true 6 bullets for Christmas Every single one for you 6 bullets for Christmas from me with all my love 6 hollow point “I love you’s” 6 angels from above Merry Christmas darlin’ I’m sorry that you’re dead But you sure look pretty lyin’ there w’6 bullets in your head
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Daddy Won’t Be Coming Home For Christmas ©Angry Johnny and The Killbillies -Bonesaw Lullaby BMI Daddy won’t be coming home for Christmas He’s staying at the big house on the hill Daddy won’t be coming home this Christmas On account of all the people that he killed Daddy was out shopping for our presents The mall was really crowded on that day Daddy wasn’t known much for his patience They say he blew a bunch of folks away All he wanted was to make us happy All he did was make everyone sad He kept firing till his 45 was empty This Christmas is the worst we ever had This year we won’t be getting any presents This year there won’t be any Christmas cheer Daddy ruined Christmas for forever Daddy wrecked the best time of the year I wonder what the old man would’ve got me If he hadn’t gone all crazy on that day We’ll never know what presents he’d a bought me Now that that crazy nut is locked away Daddy won’t be coming home for Christmas He’s staying at the big house on the hill Daddy won’t be coming home this Christmas On account of all the people that he killed
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Twenty Years Ago This Christmas ©Angry Johnny And The Killbillies Last time that I saw her was on Christmas Last thing she did was walk right out the door She tore up all the presents that I gave her She said she didn’t love me anymore That was twenty years ago this winter That was twenty years ago today Now the wind is howling through the cracks I guess I’ll never get her back Maybe old Jack Frost can blow These Christmas blues away Last I heard she was living out in Boston Last I heard she finally settled down Down here in the valley the snow just keeps on falling Piling up the misery without making a sound I wonder if she ever once remembers Or thinks about the way it used to be Twenty years ago a cold day in December Lord does she remember ever even loving me I think about every goddamn Christmas I think about her every goddamn day I wonder if I’ll make it through another Christmas season I lost my only reason twenty years ago today So here’s to you my darlin’ merry Christmas And here’s to all the years that have gone by One last Christmas greeting while my broken heart’s still beating One last merry Christmas One last cold goodbye
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Slay bells ring are ya listening In the snow blood is glistening It happened that night what a terrible sight Slaughter in a winter wonderland Blew away Carl Stevens Swore one day he’d get even There’s a storm blowin in time to pay for your sins Slaughter in a winter wonderland In the meaddow he killed Marsha Bowman Then he went and butchered Parson Brown Eviscerated him and left him moanin And whistled as he headed into town Later on he admired Sally Jones as she expired The whole town would pay for the games that they played Slaughter in winter wonderland Years ago the children used to tease him Call him names and hit him till he cried But now he’s come back home this Christmas season And a lot of mother fuckers have to die He’s got a list that he’s checking And these halls he’ll be decking With eye balls and guts of these sinners and sluts Slaughter in a winter wonderland He was done by the morning But he left them a warning You all better learn or next year I’ll return Slaughter in a winter wonderland
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I dug you a deep ol’ hole for Christmas I think you’ll like it darlin’ it’s just your size And don’t worry I did not forget about him I dug you matching holes there side by side I thought and I thought and I thought what could I get you What do you get a girl who has everything So I started digging just trying to forget you But with every shovelful I just kept remembering I remember all the times you said you love me And I remember all the times you said goodbye And I remember you always making a fool of me And I remember every single goddamn lie I dug you a big ol hole this season I guess this finally proves how much I care You and him together forever under there just freezin’ Darlin’ I can’t wait to put you there
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Santa Claus is coming but he won’t be going back See me and Mike we built ourselves a big ol Santa trap We’re sick and tired of every year him bringin us just crap This time we’re taking everything that he’s got in that sack We strung a bunch of barbed wire from the trees back to the roof We’ll wait until it tangles up them stupid reindeer’s hoofs Then we’ll open fire on that old fat bastards sleigh For all them years of screwin us Ol santa’s gonna pay Every one of them damn reindeer every one of them damn elves We’re gonna keep on shootin till our shotgun barrels melt In the morning we’ll have venison we’ll eat until we’re fat Ol Santa will be sorry that he treated us so bad We’ll bury his fat carcass in the hemlocks by the brook We’ll find a place to hide all of the loot that we have took And no one will be the wiser no they won’t suspect a thing And no one’s gonna find him till he’s stinking in the spring By then they’ll think that he was just a bum who must’ve died On a cold December night when he was wandering outside And Mike and me will have the best toys in the neighborhood And people will just think that we were awful fucking good I gotta go I think I hear them fucking jingle bells We’re loaded up for bear and now we’re gonna give him Hell So Merry Christmas everybody everyone and all Ol Santa won’t be leaving you no presents after all
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“BANG BANG BABY BANG BANG MERRY CHRISTMAS” It was Christmas Eve when I walked into the door Her and my best friend were rollin around on the floor He was slippin’ her the yule log under the tree They were way too busy to notice me But they stopped when they heard the cock of my 44 I shot him first I blew off his jingle bells Then I said darlin’ you’ll be joining him in hell But she pleaded with me please don’t do it I couldn’t shoot her and she knew it I dropped my gun and to my knees I fell Bang bang baby bang bang Merry Christmas Bang bang Baby bang bang She said how can I undo what I have done I thought a bit and handed her the gun My ex-friend was moaning underneath the tree I said finish off that prick for me And she blew that sorry fuck to kingdom come We drug him to the lake and put him through the ice The flecks of blood on her face were twinklin in the moonlight If she ever looked better I can’t remember All covered in blood that night in December Forgiven is easy when the sinner looks so nice Bang bang baby bang bang Merry Christmas Bang bang Baby bang bang
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Well the trees are bare and the snow is falling down And you’re somewhere out there never to be found And I’m drinking all alone like a sad clown The same thing every year when Christmas comes around I’ve tried to drink your memory away It’s been years but it gets stronger everyday I see you every time I close my eyes It’s got so bad that sometimes I’m afraid to shut the light The Christmas lights are hanging in the trees Inflated Santa Clauses swaying in the breeze I’m guzzling the Wild Turkey down Try to drown the memories when Christmas comes around But your ghost just keeps on haunting like a curse When Christmas comes it makes it even worse I hear your voice in every single sound I see your face in everything when Christmas comes around I still put the tree up every single year And pray there is some way you will appear But Christmas comes and still you never show I open up the door but there’s nothing there but snow And the memory of your kiss is killing me Is there no way you’ll ever set me free Love is lost forever never to be found Will I still be here next year when Christmas comes around
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Santa I can’t believe that even you forgot about me on this Christmas...this year The worst year that I ever had I don’t know when I been so sad on Christmas..like this year She left me for another guy she didn’t even tell me why she just walked out..the door Now Christmas sucks that’s all I know I got no fucking where to go Just walkin back and forth across the floor This Christmas Jesus are you busy now I wish You could help me somehow on Christmas this year You’re probly busy seeing how it’s Your birthday but I need You now on Christmas this year I need a dose of Christmas cheer I’m high on coke and drunk on beer I’m sinkin like an anchor in the bay I guess I wasn’t thinkin all the while this boat was sinkin Yeah it was me that threw it all away This Christmas I guess these are the cards I drew but the only thing I want is you for Christmas this year But I know you’re gone I know we’re done and I won’t be kissing anyone under the mistletoe my dear So I had enough I can’t go on all I want is to be is dead and gone on Christmas this year So here’s to you and here’s to him I won’t be botherin you again This Christmas Merry Christmas One last Christmas My last Christmas Merry Christmas .......my dear
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Angry Johnny And The Killbillies' classic Christmas album chock full of holiday cheer, murder, mayhem and betrayal.

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released November 10, 2010

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Angry Johnny And The Killbillies Easthampton, Massachusetts

Angry Johnny’s been hollering about the Devil and God, love and death and betrayal and booze and sin for over three decades. First with the Snots, then the Millrats, then the Craptones, on his own, and finally since 91 the Killbillies. Painted a bunch of paintings along the way too. ... more

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