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The Berkshire Bowling League

from Killville Tales by Angry Johnny And The Killbillies

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Today CW turned himself in for the killing of Mike Lepine
He beat his skull in with a bowling pin when he caught him with his Irene
Mike and CW were the best of friends whatever the Hell that means
One took the other’s woman one took the other’s life
With friends like that who needs enemies

Well tonight’s the big bowling tournament but we’re our two best bowlers shy
But we’ll give it our all do the best that we can but I won’t tell you no lie
We’re gonna get our sorry asses kicked man we don’t stand a chance
Mike and CW didn’t have much brains but when they rolled that ball
They could sure make them pins dance

Well Mike was a loser his whole damn life and his demise was overdue
And CW had him a no good wife from the second she said I do
But there was no sense in telling CW it would only cause him pain
And we needed him and Mike to keep on throwin’ them strikes
With them boys on our team we owned them goddamn lanes

Well thanks to Irene our reign is through ain’t no trophy for us this year
We finished up last now there’s nothing to do but drown our sorrows in some beer
So let’s drink to old CW and poor dead Mike Lepine
The two best bowlers two worst best friends the Berkshire Bowling League
has ever seen...

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from Killville Tales, released January 25, 2017

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I get on with my days
In a permanent haze
People think it’s a phase
But my madness is growing…

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